2023 Undie Ride: Success!

H-Town WNBR thanks Pride Bike Ride Houston, the Houston Eagle, Gristworkz Brewing Company, and Super Happy Fun Land for contributing to a splendid rolling soirée.

About 40 cyclists and skaters participated in the event, which followed a more-or-less triangular route starting at the Eagle and proceeding to Gristworkz, SHFL, and back. They wore undies (and some stray outerwear) in an eye-grabbing variety of styles and patterns.

The ride also paid tribute to fallen Pride Rider Shane McKinney, a victim of a hit-and-run collision by someone driving an upscale SUV on West Dallas Street last October, at the Ghost Bike commemorating the tragedy.

David Loredo, a facilitator of the Pride Ride, arranged for the use of the Eagle as start-finish, as well as a stop at Gristworkz, formerly Local Group Brewery in Hardy Yards. Local Group served as a stop for the WNBRs in 2021. David took the photos below of participants and other guests outside Gristworkz.

Anyone Up for a NOLA Road Trip?

poster for New Orleans Naked Bike Ride, 10 June 2023, 5 pm at Mickey Markey Park, with a red-haired Impressionist angel in a diaphanous dress descending toward a bicycle with wings on its hubs
Laissez les biciclettes rouler, bitchez!

In 2021 and ’22, some representatives of H-Town’s WNBR community traveled to Austin to participate in two superb nights of Ciclonudismo. We love our ATX comrades. This year, however, there is a move afoot to try something different: New Orleans! It’s an opportunity to ride through the Crescent City during daylight hours.

The New Orleans WNBR organizers have set Saturday 10 June as their ride date for this year. As of this writing there is no official Facebook event. Austin’s group has not yet set a date, but it will likely also happen on the 10th.

Things to know about WNBR NOLA:

  • The ride begins and ends at Mickey Markey Park in the Bywater district.
  • The usual launch time is 4 pm.
  • It is shorter than H-Town’s ride, with maybe one pub stop and an after party.
  • The ride hires a police escort, which eliminates a lot of the fear-of-being-arrested factor. This is not cheap, so the organizers are asking for donations to defray the cost. (Riders can still be arrested if they do something blatantly illegal, such as public lewdness or vandalism.)

In order to make the journey as fuel-efficient as possible without actually biking to NOLA, the plan is to travel via Amtrak’s Sunset Limited line. This is a chance for an additional adventure, especially if you’ve never traveled by train in the United States.

Here is what you need to know about the trip there and back:

  • The Sunset Limited runs three times a week in each direction between New Orleans and Los Angeles, unlike almost all other Amtrak long-distance lines with trains running daily.
  • The Houston to New Orleans train is scheduled for departure Friday 9 June at 12:10 pm, arriving at 9:40 that night.
  • The return train leaves New Orleans Monday 12 June at 9:00 am, reaching Houston at 6:18 pm.
  • As of this writing, coach seats cost $46 each direction. These seats offer far greater comfort and legroom than coach seats on most airlines, as do the on-board lavatories.
  • Sunset Limited trains have (limited) bicycle storage in the baggage car. There is a small fee for trainside bicycle check-in. Other restrictions apply, such as maximum weight of 50 pounds, so please read and digest Amtrak’s rules thoroughly.
  • Lodging accommodations for three nights in Greater New Orleans will depend on the number of travelers.

Any additional information will appear in a follow-up post.

If you plan to join this trip, please let us know in the Comments; if you don’t, please don’t.

H-Town Rides Again 9 Sep 2023

There have been no objections from H-Town’s WNBR constituency to scheduling our ride for Saturday 9 September. So we’re putting it on our calendar for that night. Gather & paint up at 6 pm, ride at 8 pm.

No other details, such as the theme or the official start/finish location, are available at this time.

New 2023 List of North American Rides

The page listing World Naked Bike Rides in North America for 2023 has been created. Expect frequent updates; when a major update occurs, we’ll post a note about it.

Rides that have listed dates so far are all in the US: Chicago, Los Angeles, Madison WI, Milwaukee, Montpelier, and Saint Louis. San Francisco continues its more-or-less monthly WNBR, the next instance of which happens 22 April.

Our WNBR on TV

Attendance for last night’s ride was about 75, one of our biggest turnouts ever. And it was glorious, of course. Thanks to all who made the ride, to the crew at Super Happy Fun Land, and to the four pubs that welcomed us along the way.

Your friendly facilitator, and his facilitator, were interviewed for this story that made it onto KHOU’s 10 o’clock news.

Reminder in case you need it: Unless you want to completely lose your faith in humanity, never scroll down to the comment section, if there is one, especially for articles with a hint of controversy to them.

Pre-ride group photo at Super Happy Fun Land. An HPD vehicle was parked just across Polk Street, but the officer did not approach us. KHOU Channel 11 News’s Zack Tawatari and a camera operator were on hand as well.

We’re #13!

Your humble facilitator and blogmeister is tempted to say, “I’ll just leave this right here for your interpretation.” However, a few brief comments are warranted.

2022’s Best Cities for Naked Biking

It’s at least semi-appropriate that the home of Rice University and Baker 13 comes in 13th in this survey. Baker 13, aka Club 13, does not involve bicycles, but it does feature students running around the Rice campus wearing only sneakers and shaving cream.

Please note that the article is not saying that Houston has the 13th best ride, but that, all factors considered, it is the 13th-best US city for a World Naked Bike Ride. With your active participation, comrades, we might move up in the standings of best rides as well!

Lessons from ATX WNBR

dbc here.

Last weekend (9-10 October), about a dozen of H-Town’s WNBR crowd got to experience Austin’s ride. All interurban rivalries and inferiority complexes aside, it was fantastic, I must admit: about 175 riders, most of them Full Monty, with a good mix genders and diverse ages and ethnicities. The topper for me was the brief dance party atop Doug Sahm Hill—not because I’m a dancer, but because it felt like genuine community.

I must throw major props to the crew that facilitated this ride for planning a good route and limiting the potential for chaos. Props also to Austin for the positive reactions we encountered throughout the ride.

The route ending up covering a little more than 10 miles, visiting neighborhoods from North University to the south shore of Lady Bird Lake. There were some stops and long pauses built in for riders to rest and to let the rear guard catch up. There were very few noticeable problems: One rider cramped up about a third of the way through, and some volunteers had to stay with him while the ride continued. The presence of a sag wagon to get the rider and his bike to the next stop might have made that episode less painful. A segment on East 6th Street was mentioned at the start but never happened; after Doug Sahm Hill, we had to mix with a thick throng leaving the Austin City Limits Festival on the pedestrian bridge—not the best timing. There are plans for a “postmortem” to figure out improvements.

The only real law enforcement scare came when we hit the Capitol grounds. We got through the north gate while the security staff was still figuring out what to do about us; we rode a half-circle around the building, passed under the cordon on the south side, & continued southward toward the Colorado River by a very indirect route.

Reformatting H-Town WNBR

Now that we’ve had time to recover from the ride and process how it went, we H-Towners can and should discuss what we might do to increase ridership here. My view is that we’ll have to make some substantial changes. WNBR H-Town has its own traditions & conventions, but it may be time to let some of them go.

Here is one scenario I could suggest: Continue to have two rides, the Main Ride and the Victory Lap, but eliminate most or all of the pub stops from one of the two. For example:

  • Main Ride: Make it shorter, announce the route & approximate times of our appearances in the various entertainment corridors (such as Midtown, EaDo, NoDo, Washington Avenue), and have an after-party at the Start/Finish location.
  • Victory Lap: Keep it 12-15 miles, with three refreshment stops along the way, and keep the route under wraps until the night of (as we usually do).

The marathon rides we have had here since 2011 can be a bit daunting to folks who don’t ride bikes regularly. (I felt like a non-regular rider on those hills in Austin, partly because I haven’t been riding as much as I had pre-COVID, partly because hills in Houston/H-Town are practically non-existent.) We have kept the rides long in order to make appearances in as many (mostly Inner Loop) districts as possible. I enjoy this format, but I can understand that not everyone does.

One of our regulars has suggested that we should host some monthly fun/social rides, perhaps involving costumery or a Bare As You Dare angle. We might even start this as a subgroup within other, existing group rides. This could help build the WNBR community that we need here. I hope to begin these rides in February or March 2022.

Burn Fat, Not Fossil Fuel

This ride has always focused on three main messages: against fossil fuels and car culture, for safe transportation alternatives, and for bodily freedom. We live in a society, especially in Greater Houston, that makes personal motor vehicles a necessity for most, so it’s easy to let the fossil fuel part slide. However, the climate crisis is intensifying, now affecting affluent countries more than ever. Letting that part slide is tantamount to saying, It’s too depressing even to contemplate, we’ve already passed the tipping point, and there’s no hope left, so let’s ride around nekkid just for funsies while we’re still alive.

While the Austin ride did not ignore the environmental aspect of WNBR, that aspect was de-emphasized. ; however, because Austin’s is the oldest and largest ride in Texas, it attracted riders who drove or flew in not just from out of town but from out of state. Burning fossil fuels to participate in a protest ride against the burning of fossil fuels is, well, not in keeping with the spirit of the ride, again IMHO.

A naked group ride through the city is great fun.

A naked group ride through the city to advocate for cleaner, safer transport options is great fun with a purpose.

A naked group ride through your own city is the ideal way to get the message out in as many places as possible.

I can think of no city that needs to hear this message more than Houston does.

Chicago is an example of a city whose organizers insist on maintaining the ecological component. They choose a Start/Finish with no (or expensive) parking nearby so that riders must cycle or ride public transit to get there.

One of the ATX riders has mentioned, via the Meetup event, that he hopes (finally!) to get a WNBR group up and running in Dallas or Greater DFW. I hope to help him in that effort. In a Metroplex of 4 million-plus, DFW peeps shouldn’t have to travel 200 miles for an event of this kind.