2026 H-Town World Naked Bike Ride is scheduled Saturday 12 September, starting at 8 pm.
Start/Finish: Super Happy Fun Land, 3801 Polk Street, 77023
Theme: Can You See Us NOW!?
More details still to come, so stay tuned!

This year, H-Town World Naked Bike Ride is using a classic bodypaint slogan as its theme: “Can You See Us NOW!?” We cyclists need to be seen by motorists & others whenever we’re on the road, even when we’re wearing clothes. Riding Bare As You Dare makes cyclists that much more interesting to look at.

This ride is, as always, about safe streets for cyclists, pedestrians, & other non-motorists. It is also about decreasing (or eliminating) dependency on fossil fuels. It celebrates the human form &, through nudity, brings attention to the vulnerability of non-motorists in a car-centered city like Houston. 

  • The usual WNBR rules apply:
  • Nudity is not consent! Don’t “hit on” other participants, whatever they are or aren’t wearing. Don’t even make comments on others’ anatomy, positive or negative. We want everyone to be comfortable & enjoy the ride.
  • You don’t have to be naked to participate. Bare As You Dare will suffice.
  • You don’t even have to ride to participate. There are some non-riding volunteer opportunities such as painting bodies before the ride and driving the sag wagon.
  • If a law enforcement officer instructs you to cover up, then cover up. Don’t get into an argument that you can’t win.
  • Make sure your bike is in working order ahead of time.
  • Lights, helmets, and shoes are required.
  • Other human-powered forms of transportation such as roller skates are permitted. Scooters and running are NOT recommended. E-bikes are OK, but please limit your speed & use of the motor.
  • The route will be revealed just before the ride